She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
