Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
