So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
