Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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