Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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