Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a search helicopter?!
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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