why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I forgot wine drunk hurts
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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