roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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