I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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