official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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