I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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