And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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