why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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