belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just high enough for therapy.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.