Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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