Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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