Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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