Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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