I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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