I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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