She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
