? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You dont lie about slip and slides
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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