ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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