so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She even gives head with a lisp.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
How external is "for external use only"?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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