please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he fucked my hip out of place.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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