so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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