She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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