I'm laying in your front yard are you home
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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