nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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