I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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