R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Two words: blizzard sex
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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