yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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