Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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