after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I lost the right to judge tonight
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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