I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone came in the potted fern
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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