You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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