Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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