Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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