oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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