I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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