I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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