i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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