Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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