She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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