What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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