Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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