Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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