pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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