So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
As shirtless as possible
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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