I'm really into asian looking animals
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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