Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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