i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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