Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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