when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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