I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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