It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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