She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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